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TUR TRIBUNE. TURNER. OREGON Thio L ittle G irl G ot W ell Quick i “Just after tier third b i r t h d a y , my little daughter, t'mmle, had a aerloua uttu<k of III* leatlnul Mu," anya Mra. II. W. Turnage. 'JIT Ht.. Hun Antonio, Tea tie. "It left her vary weak bowel« wouldn't net und right, alie hud 1111 eppeilte and nothing agreed with her. “O ur phyalelan told ua to give her aoine Oallfornla Klg Hyrup. It inadu her plek up right away, and now «h a la aa rohuat and huppy aa any* child In our neighborhood. I give California rig Hyrup full credit f »r her wonder* ful condition. It U a great thing for children.'* Children Ilka the rich, fruity taata •f California Klg Hyrup, and you can give It to them aa often aa they need It, beenuae It la purely vegeluhle. Kor over flO yenra lending phyalrluna have recommended It, and Ita overwhelming aalea record of over four million but* tlea a year atmwa It glvea antlafartlun. Nothing compnrea with It aa a gentla hut rertaln laxative, and It gnea fu r ther than this. It regulntea I lie atom- ach and howela ami glv«« tone and etrength to then« organa no they con tlnue to art normally, of their own accord. There are many Imitation« ef Cali fornia Klg Hyrup, ao look for the name “California" on the carton to ha aura you get the genuine. CAP Luncheon on a Huge New Dam in California / — A twater K e n t r a d io A N Y W A Y , H E K N O W S H IS C O W S During in « World war a very pa triotic old lady waa paaalng a farm ar'a barn one day aud obaervad a young farmer boy milking a cow. Ila looked to he old enough to ha In 1 ha army, and aha waa Indignant to And him en the farm. Ila aaw liar, bul didn't atop milking. "W hy ara you not at tha front T" aakrd tha Indignant patriot, and tba quick reply wua: "'Cauaa thar ain't uo milk at that end."— Aaaodatlon New«. SCREEN-GRID *. . ELECTRO-DYNAMIC Battery or H ouse-Current A n d G a l M e a Paper The lourlat wua camping out for the trat lim « In the roountalnoua WeaL Aa ha turned In he aald to the guidai 'Call me about all In the morning." Th a guide looked at hla watch, and •fter a moment, aald: " T a i n t necea- •ary. You giva a good loud holler right now and tha echo will wake you bout alx." The gigantic municipal Pardee darn. In the foothllla of the Sierra Nevada mountains. empoundlng the water« of the Mokelumne river to aerve 4.VMIOO people In the cltlea of the eaat ahore of San Kranclaco bay, waa dedicated recently. One of the novel feature« of the ceremonlee waa the luncheon served on the crest of the dam where 90d persona were served. Young Turks Want to Dance in This Palace "SERVICE PROFESSIONAL . . . W H A T FOR? lo o k a g a in . . . I t ’s a n A tw a te r K e n t ” Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh A S ine« IM i haa promoted healing for Man and Beset M Seelsrs «„lh«rti*S1. r«ls*s m u m m . t.f IN. f I rat M il* M M l la id . a n y Atw ater K e n t owner past years. I t holds true for the ’i he ever does anything more than s K greatest radio A tw ater K e n t haa tune in, ait back . . . listen. ever built— the new Screen-Grid Service? H e 's bought the kind Y o u can have this new set op* it, the kind that you will find in crated either b y batteries or from m ost (arm homes today. house-current, m a com pact table I t 's as mechanically perfect aa \ 8 et— E lectro-D ynam ic, of course. of radio that alm ost never needs model or a wide variety o f fine a well-made w atch. Please look cabinets. Either type assures you inside and see. E very part is pre a radio that lets you listen every cise— accurate to a hair’s breadth. time you turn the sw itch, e T h a t’s w hy you can expect unin OR MONEY BACK te rru p te d p e r fo rm a n c e m o n th after m on th , year after year. Judge— Have you ever been arrested before my good maní Prisoner— Now liasen. Judge! I dont look Ilka uo bud Jea uiakln bar debut, do IT T h is holds true for the millions o f A tw ater K e n t Badios sold m OH rHH r e A I S —A tssU r I a t t a d « B oo«, BusaUr c *«si«€a S: U <E««<ni T w ) . WEAV Mt.ort oi N. B. C. Atwater g o t Mid-Ws«k rn p ia , TtiirwUr Evsafam* 10» (Im « a Tims), WJZ Mtwuck ol N. B. C. ATWATER KEN T MANUFACTURING COMPANY Perseceted M ala Tba waya that «arva a man to hurt A laundry's favor wins. It pull* tha button« off bla shirt And Alla It full of pina. Garfield T ea Was Your N o t a Question of G a lla n try Straphanger (to another who haa lust given up hla sent to a woman) — Hood lurk. air. I've been traveling on this line foa three years and I've never offered my neat to a woman. Tha Other— Then you'va never hnd any manner«, air. "No, It Isn't th a t; I've never had a teat,”— Stray Rlorlee. Grandmother’* Remedy Kor «vary stomach and tntuatlnal tlL T ills good old fash ioned barb bum« remedy for consti pation. stomach Ills and other derang» menta of the aye tarn so prevalent these days la In w en greater favor aa a family m odldM than In yonr grandmother's day. t W ar Here 1« what mny be the mo»t magnificent dance hall In the world— the Dolma Bngtche palace, former dwelling of the sultan and caliph and their numerous concubines. Because there Is a growing erase for modern dancing In T u r key, citizens and officials have appealed to the president to turn the palace Into a modern ballroom. Hoover’s Tribute to Roosevelt ALo IN COM PACT TABLE M OD- -Fo r battorioo, 177. For feme»» trmham.. bom IBS to 1100. Electro-Djaamie table modal “ Collectors” to Fight Menace of Insect Life “Year tight-year-old Jean wns being men tally measured by a professor In th< education department of the Stale uni verslty. The college d a is waa ob serving Ibe method. "W hat la the difference between revolution and evolution T" asked tb« professor. "Itevolutlon la w a r,' Jean answer* promptly, “and evolution haa some thing to do with monkeys. 1 don1' know what."— Indianapolis News. "Ho I started buying rhocolalea, and now I have a sweetheart." W H A T SHE DISLIKED Henry C. Sims of Birmingham, Ala., who haa been elected president of the American Bar association to sncceed Gurney F. Newlln of Loa Angeles. CHINA’S AIR CHIEF Painty while dresses for baby 01 daughter umile beautiful hy lina« Hal Blue. Your Grocer has It.— Adv. la T o w a "D o I know you7" asked the youni woman doubtfully. "Only alight ly. I saved your lift last summer.” Th a wise girl looks well to Ler bal when she fishes for compliments. He— Don’t you like my company? Hhe— Your company Is all right, but I don't care for you. Advootoror« The -Usale« ere Ion«-lived Indeed, Best seller« eeem forlorn "Robinson Crueoe" otiti we reed. But where le 'Trad er Horn"! 1 A H e rd T a s k Pnrtshoner— My daughter's hushnnd treats her shamefully. Priest— Rut a woman should he sbedtent to her husband, and follow him everywhere. I’arlshoner— Yee, but she can't do '.hnt Her hushnnd Is a chimney sweep. -K arikaturen. Oslo. Ì Next time a coated tongue, fetid breath, or acrid akin give« evldenct of sour stomach— try 1‘hllllpa Milk ol Magnesia 1 Get acquainted with this perfect an tl add that helps the system keep Bound and sweet. Th a t every stomach needs at times. Take It whenever a hearty meal brings nny discomfort. Phillips Milk of Magnesia haa won medical endorsement. And convinced millions of men and women they didn't have "Indigestion." Don't diet, and don’t suffer; just remember Phillips Pleasant to take, and always effective. T h e name Phillips la Important; It Identifies the genuine product. "Milk of Magnesia" has been the U. ft. regis tered trade mark of the Charles I I 1'hllllpa Chemical Co. and Ita pre decessor Charles H . Phillips since 1878. P hillips V , Milk , of Magnesia t Changed It fo r o Rope E x tra H eavy Tested Denim in LEVI STRAUSS Waist Overalls Insure long wear ANEW C p C C IFTHfeV PAIR. r r l C U RIP U n d erw ood en d U nd erw ood. Gen. Chang W al Jung, commander In chief of the Chinese army air force, shown standing beside hla plane. The Spirit of Canton, la making an Inten sive study of American airports to as sist him In the construction of com mercial flying fields on his return to China. W o rd « I W o rd s ! W ords I O r E x tin c t Mr*. Childs— 1 have a pretty good line on my hushnnd. Mra. F rill«— Well, I hnd a pretty good line on my husband, but I hnd to change It for a rope. Plus Ask for Levi’s Logical "Say, mister,” ««Id the little fellow to a next door neighbor, “are you the man who gave my brother a dog last week?” "Yea." “ Well, ma aaya to come and take them all back.” CopperRivet at all Strain points Reliable Merchandise since Ì85Ò When Marion's mother coaxed her to drink her milk, she objected strong ly. Try in g to iiersunde her, her moth- I tr said, “ Why. Marlon, your little coue- In, Ruth, drinks her milk better than rmt d a " Very qnlekly Marlon responded, •Give It to Ruth, then 1"— Christian Herald. N o t O a o , but M a n y E m p lo y in g Hie O w n His Wife— Yes. I gave you my hand In marriage. What of It? Mr. Driver— Then It’s my hand and I got the right to put It to work. Cleaning Up the Quaker City Fond Mother— Are you sure that he lovea you and you alone? Sweet Du lighter— Oh. yea, mother More then, than any other tlina. Law Rtndent— What would yon call a woman who has nothing to enyt Attorney— Phyelcelly exhausted. The stamp collector, the cigar-band fan, the boarder of specimens of hotel thina and other such collectors are about to be pushed aside by a coming feneration of collectors, who are likely to specialize in gathering insects. In this cas< the childish bobby Is to have a real benefit to the country. The growing menace of Insect life to the larder of the future has spurred the Department of Agriculture to «waken early In the life of young stu dents an acquaintance with their tiny enemies and to teach gathering and control methods. T o farther this end a bulletin Is be ing Issued for distribution In schools, giving data on various types of Insects and describing how they should be col lected and preserved. The whole field of collecting. In cluding the exchange of specimens, and so on. Is covered In the comprehen sive work. It soon may become a common sight to see youthful types of the scientist out stalking beetles, lady birds, aphids and such specimens. FAMILY DOCTOR LEARNED THIS ABOUT CONSTIPATION Acting ns the representative 9 t President Uoover, Brig. Gen. Hugh A. Drum, first division army chief, placing a lnurel wreath on the grave of the late President Theodore Roosevelt, as the nation paid solemn tribute to the great American. T r e e Lo ve Makes Life Sweeter FtfxMpUa. Pa. HEAD OF LAWYERS Heart Trouble "Th e doctor told me I'd have a tobacco heart If t didn't atop buying cigarette«." and M onkey« A, A Or « « f a * N at a l STM WìMahickoa A r m Philadelphia police burning various gambling devices seised during raids In tha Quaker city. ALL AROUND THE WORLD Itnssl« Is alarmed over a shortage of paper. The Ohio penitentiary haa a convict band of 84 pieces. Paris maintains a municipal pawn shop. It Is patronized extensively. There will lie *8.000 and *10.000 bills In the new currency now being printed. Cotton hollworms nre cannibalistic and have no objection to eating one another. In cremation a body weighing 140 pounds produces three pounds of ashes. A resident of Abergavenny, Eng land, recently faced hla one hundred and twenty-aeventh charge of drunk enness. A rthur Duerr, rurnl mall carrier of McGregor, Iowa, hns driven his route winter and summer for 10 yenra with out a hat We just happened to look in a llttla dictionary and chanced upon the defi nition of a clock. A «lock, It says, la a mechanical timepiece not adapted for the p o c k e t, Following out that Idea of defining things, you could say that an ocean liner la a boat not adapted for sailing In the bathtub; that a whale la a fish not adapted fot packing In sardine cans, and a red wood tree la a vegetable not adapted for planting In window boxes.— A m er lean Boy. A m e nitie s Th e pot sometime« calls tha kettle black, and the man with fala« teeth can always laugh at the fellow with • toupee.— Fort Wayne News-SentlnaL SHIP D r Caldwell loved people. His years o f practice convinced him many were ruining their health by careless selection of laxatives. He determined to write a harmless pre scription which would get at the cause of constipation, and correct it Today, the prescription he wrote in 1885 is the world's most popular laxative 1 He prescribed a mixture of herbs and other pure ingredients now known as Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin, in thousands of cases where had breath, coated tongue, gas, headaches, biliousness and lack of appetite or energy showed the bowels of men, women and children were sluggish. It proved successful in even the most obstinate cases; old folks liked it for it never gripes; children liked its pleasant taste. A ll drugstores today have Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin in bottles. TO US ' TOP MOK II R ET L R MS M 1 MILLAN fllRü WOOL CO M IN N t A S O L I * . MINN. Price List and Shipping Tags! ^ Add Addroee_____________________ Chances never come b j mere chance EAD ACHE 7 ' Instead o f d s n g «r o e s heart do- , prmsente take o f « , mild, purely , ' v o g «ta b le M A T V E I'S R 1 MRRT j ' end g « t rid o f the bow el poisons ' that can «« th e tron blo. N oth* , <Bg like Ml fo r bilioasnoaB, slek , hssdsche end constipation. Acte , No Llnters, the fuze on cottonseed, are O rigin of Popular Phrase? A l A n t t iu r - u t b i t s . M s t e tb .t s M M But enough of this; there Is such jsed tn making automobile tops, enm- nCKL UKM A MILLION, TAMM a variety of game springing up befora ■ra films, casings for sausages, fine me, that I am distracted In my choice, paper and leather substitutes. and know not which to follow. It la We shall he judged, not hy what TOM O RR O W A L R IG H T sufficient to say. according to the prov we might have been, hut «h a t we have erb, that here Is God'a plenty.— D ry been.— Sewell. V*TN. U.. P O R T L A N D . 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